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It's been funny how after a certain period of time most threads on this board turn into a JJ thread. That could be due to certain people and their incredible devotion, or certain people and their incredible dislike of the Golden child-NO MATTER! (Personally I hate her. And I love her. We should be married to each other.)

This thread will give each and every one of us a place to spew our precious love, or emote our lovely hate, of the Manitoba Queen. (Be nice. No need to get us all nuked from the board.) The prime goal is to keep it in one place.

EXAMPLE: You are reading a thread on The Yak Mixed Open in Lower Mongolia, and you have a brilliant point on how JJ would have handled the draw on ice befouled with yak dung and drunken Mongolians. Bring your comment here.

EXAMPLE: The thread is about the best curling shoe for those suffering from athletes foot. Please don't ruin that thread. Come over here and tell us about the bitchin' pair of black pumps that JJ was wearing at the MCC banquet. (No sign of the heartbreak of AF.) Find this thread and C'MON DOWN!

EXAMPLE: The thread is a junior curler looking to hook-up with like minded for a competitive run. Please don't jump in with dire warning of friendships gone sour, backstabbing, and lost earning potential. Jump in here. THE WATERS FINE!

Moderators. If certain threads get out of hand with JJ news shift everything over. YOU can do it! YOU have the power!

With some conscientious thought and practice, ladies and gentlemen we can turn this thread into the greatest, longest, bitchinest thread ever. Make me, and JJ, proud!

(I will be at the Wednesday afternoon draw in Regina. The tall funny looking dude giving the camera the finger. Yep, you guessed it.)

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No high-heeled curling boots for you, Uncle Dino!!

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Oh Legend. I tease 'cause I love!

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Now we just need to follow this up with TSN 3, all JJ all the time! Run the Scotties commercial over and over and over, show the in off for the win. Even the reaction shot from this year's Scotties! Can do a JJ Centre with breaking news of the new team,what she had for lunch or will there be curly or straight hair today. Half hour specials on Jill's workouts or how you get your make up to stay so perfect when curling 10 ends.

I like this thread since it would be easy to avoid and then I could read all the rest without fear.

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And the pit is where it should stay! Thanks Dino!!

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Jus' don't cause no problems for Brier organizer and TSN like Jack the FLAG-RIPPER did in London!!!

You got that Manitoba Legend sign I sent you, chief?

Say hello to Princess's lady-in-waiting, Kelly Wood, will ya!

She's living in Speedy Creek, don't ya know!

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I don't think she moved to Spiddy Creek to work for the post office, pontch!

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Kelly is a personal trainer, I think her sister Lindsey is the one who worked for the Scottish Post Office. Whichever, that is an interesting story. Lindsey was on her team before the Scottish authorities began tinkering with line-ups before the Vancouver Olympics.

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UGH, WHY do the Kelly Wood fans hijack EVERY SINGLE THREAD about JJ? This is SUPPOSED to be about JJ! You guys always make everything about Kelly Wood all the time. There ARE other teams out there.

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What would Statman say when a thread gets offside?

Something like "get back onside you stupid gits!" (Twits, or wankers will work as well!)

Sorry Stats. I never could measure up to your expansive looming shadow.

All you darn Kelly Wood fans, start your own thread.


THE MEGA JJ CHANNEL. ALL JJ! ALL OF THE TIME!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AFpAAR0C14

No matter how many times I watch this it remains hilarious

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I was under the mistaken impression that a JJ Mega Thread would be enough to divert some JJ traffic to The Pit.

Unfortunately one thread cannot do justice to The Golden-Haired Buffalo Queen. (Wasn't that a song by Lee Aaron? Or Ted Nugent?) And with TSN3 (all JJ all the time) many moons away, we need a solution. And I have it!

One thread can't do justice To Legends fair haired girl, but a JJ MEGA FORUM WOULD! A forums dedicated to one team. It would be a first, and a very large step for Curlingzone. But the best part-you could charge for access. The lovers would pay a fee to love. The haters would feel abandoned and pay a fee to spew. And the rest of us could hold on to our cash and ignore. Thats what I call a win, win and freaking win situation!

Remember Mr. Administrator. YOU HAVE THE POWER!

Dino sneaking in again. (Weak like water!)
Because riding a motorcycle in a snowmobile suit is no fun!
And a little bit dorky!

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UGH, WHY do the Kelly Wood fans hijack EVERY SINGLE THREAD about JJ? This is SUPPOSED to be about JJ! You guys always make everything about Kelly Wood all the time. There ARE other teams out there.

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ALL JJ! ALL FREE! ALL-OF-THE-TIME!

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You have FakeKevinMartin, FakeJeffStoughton and FakePeteFenson...

There has to be:

Fake Jenn Jones

http://twitter.com/#!/FakeJennJones

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Dinorock digs this up after 9 1/2 months since the last reply.
Closet Jones fan??

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Looks good in (temporary) MB yellow.

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Say hello to Princess's lady-in-waiting, Kelly Wood, will ya! She's living in Speedy Creek, don't ya know!

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Dinorock digs this up after 9 1/2 months since the last reply.
Closet Jones fan??

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I stated earlier that we should be married. (Future stalker alert!)

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Huh? 'd she meet a cowboy at the 2010 Worlds?

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I stated earlier that we should be married. (Future stalker alert!)

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Whoa, dinorock, be careful making sarcastic comments about Kelly Wood. Her fans are RUTHLESS and will resort to UGLY personal attacks and name calling. You're wasting your breath arguing with them, I'm just glad I'm above such vile behaviour.

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Whoa, dinorock, be careful making sarcastic comments about Kelly Wood. Her fans are RUTHLESS and will resort to UGLY personal attacks and name calling. You're wasting your breath arguing with them, I'm just glad I'm above such vile behaviour.

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Apparently in the Motherland, it is viewed that Bingyu and Jennifer are "friends." I would think that there is a freindship/respect for each other as rivals and competitors. Then again, Bingyu did give JJ her only World Championship...

I recall a conversation I had with Bingyu that when she told JJ that Japan would not be at the 2011 WWCCs, she was estatic...

I hope I don't break any rules posting this here.

If you dont like it, someone throw up a photo of the 1st Edition of the 2010 WWCC paper where the front page pic was of JJ and Bingyu ready to fight...

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:If you dont like it, someone throw up a photo of the 1st Edition of the 2010 WWCC paper where the front page pic was of JJ and Bingyu ready to fight...

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You're not my type.

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